“Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. “Some are kissing mothers and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same and most mothers kiss and scold together.” - Pearl S. “Biology is the least of what makes someone a mother.” - Oprah Winfrey “You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back.” - William D. “A mother's heart is the child's classroom.” - Henry Ward Beecher “To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power.” - Maya Angelou “There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one” - Jill Churchill “To a child's ear, "mother" is magic in any language.” - Arlene Benedict “A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” - Tenneva Jordan “A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take.” - Cardinal Mermillod
“Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother.” - Lin Yutang "It is amazing how quickly the kids learn the operation of the DVD, yet are unable to understand the vacuum cleaner." - Etienne Marchal The original meal has never been found.” – Calvin Trillin “The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. They are the great vacation-less class.” - Anne Morrow Lindbergh “By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.” - Erma Bombeck “My second favorite household chore is ironing. “I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.” - Roseanne Barr “Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard” – Unknown She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.” – Bob Monkhouse “My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. And they help you reach it faster, too." - Lionel Kaufman "Children are a great comfort in your old age. "Child rearing myth #1: Labour ends when the baby is born." - Unknown "I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids." - Unknown "The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn't getting enough sleep." - John Fiebig "Children are gleeful barbarians." - Joseph Morgenstern
"Raising a kid is part joy and part guerilla warfare." - Ed Asner "Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble." - Dennis Fakes “Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young” – Unknown “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air traffic controllers with ease.” - Lisa Alther ‘Yes’, she replied ‘but not the same ones.’” - David Finkelstein “The mother of three notoriously unruly youngsters was asked whether or not she'd have children if she had it to do over again. “If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylum would be filled with mothers.” - Edgar Watson Howe If it were easy, fathers would do it.” - The Golden Girls “A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after” – Peter De Vries
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“I know how to do anything - I'm a Mom.” - Roseanne Barr “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” - Milton Berle
she said “they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.” – Unknown "Poverty is hereditary - you get it from your children." - Phyllis Diller
"We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." - Phyllis Diller This is the only thing that keeps some parents going." - Phyllis Diller "Most children threaten at times to run away from home. Then I want to move in with them.” - Phyllis Diller “I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. “My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” - Buddy Hackett Mothering Proverbs from around the World Fun Mother Quotes If you know some good sayings we've missed, send us a note) As the saying goes, mothers know best! So, we've tapped into mommy wisdom and other motherhood or child-rearing 'experts' like comedians and even a few dads to raise our very own, growing collection of quotes.
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